The Hat
Perhaps this guy loves hats, but he keeps on losing them so he decided to get one that he won’t lose. Well, as long as he has it trimmed when it grows. This hat won’t protect his head from the heat of the sun though as it’s his hair! What’s even weirder is that the hat haircut also looks like the hat is worn backwards when you see him from his back. Not all hair types can pull this off.